No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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