dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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