Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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