So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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