Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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