Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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