you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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