I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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