Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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