Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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