What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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