So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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