so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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