She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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