Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
