that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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