Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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