Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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