okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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