I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize