she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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