Sponge bath it is.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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