At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Send help, water and tortillas.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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