You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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