Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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