Sponge bath it is.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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