dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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