We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
