i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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