This girl is more easily done than said...
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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