i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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