you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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