so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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