doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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