Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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