What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
