things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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