Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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