Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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