we have pet lesbian snakes
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
