I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
