Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
