and my herpes radar will keep us safe
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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