My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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