I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just blew my weed a kiss
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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