Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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