Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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