your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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