the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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