My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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