Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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