He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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