i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
false alarm, still single
Randomize
