That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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