Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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