Me too!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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