You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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